Christie is a freak of nature. She can be down to hang with my boys but is sophisticated AF. Christie ain’t no joke. She comes at you 100%. What you see is what you get. I’m an idiot for letting her go. She’s a sweetheart with an edge. Whatever you do- NEVER EVER underestimate her intelligence. This girl is already 100 steps ahead of you yo! I’ve seen it bro. She’s well travelled, eloquent, and speaks a gazillion languages, and loves to read. She’s a gifted writer, if only she knew that. She’s only clueless about how talented and special she is which is why she is hella sexy!!!!

the act of texting people while you are pooping

A really smart beautiful person who just lights up the entire world cuz’ honestly she is great. She gets slept on because people don’t realize her true worth. She deserves a lot better than what people give to her but she is caring and funny so she puts up with it.

Bad ass to the core! Stunningly gorgeous! Wicked smart, witty, funny , gifted and multi talented, speaks several languages, sweet, honest, loyal, and cares a lot about people and loves animals! She’s a ride or die! Every guy and girl wants her but everyone is intimidated by her even though she’s as real as they come! Christie doesn’t know how beautiful and special she is! A true Goddess Unicorn Freak of Nature- that’s Christie!

Being a Christie is an extremely high honor. A christie is beautiful, confident, outgoing and super intelligent. It’s not like being something common, unintelligent and dull like a Jenn, a Kristen or a Paula.

The best mother anyone could ever have!

Always caring and ready to listen
Loves to do things with her kids when she's not working.

Very loveable!
Soooo supportive!!!
Always knows how to make you feel better if you had a rough day!
Will do anything to protect her kids.

She is smart and beautiful and great. Everyone wants to be around her because she is just unbelievably funny. She gets treated like dirt by the people she likes by she gets back up cause’ she’s strong.