He is a tall guy, with dark hair. He unintentionally flirts with other people. A girl may like him and he wants a souvenir, she thought he was nice. He makes up a few rumors and puts others in an odd situation. Overall a nice guy, but doesnt realize when someone likes him.

when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk

Christiano's dick is bigger than the Eiffel Tower. And he's also a pansexual vegan demigod muslim guy.