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A fucking cult that has ruined all of the other definitions and the ones that make sense have been downvoted by stupid christian zombies with no brain
Tim: Bob, if you don't join Christianity then you will be tortured for eternity!
Bob: Bu-
Tim: TORTURRREEEEEEEEEEEEE
by Rotmg Troller Fan January 04, 2021
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a cult of people who believe in a single all knowing and all deciding god, who only lets a few people into "heaven" explained to be an afterlife paradise. despite his son dying for the forgiveness of all people.
christianity
uh yeah sounds right
by Iamfemale January 02, 2021
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A religion that draws jesus but in the bible but never seen him.
i like christianity its 10% fake.
by alia2u March 13, 2007
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a religion that wouldn't b able 2 hold up in court since it there no fact jus circumstantial evidence.but if ppl ask about tat "evidence" they r evil. also every1 is considered 2 b brothers and sister, yet most ppl dnt drink the wine... or blood of Jesus... because others have drank it , which according to the bible and as i sed above, r their bothers and sisters. It also says every baby is born with original sin since eve told adam to eat an apple... now is it far. also durin lent they Christians will feel horrible for eattin meat on Fridays, but they will have sex before marriage or lie w.o thinkin of it.
bob u should jus drop the case... she has Christianity on her side

jane: idc im not drinkin the wine...
niko: but you have 2 its part of Christianity

matt: omg i jus ate meat on friday... fcuk imma go 2 hell now
ginny:with a mouth lik tat u will.. decides we have been messin around soo ur doomed ne way
matt:no tats dif...
by Blushingtwirls May 11, 2009
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me: DUDEEEE YOU DID YOU KNOW CHRISTIANITY(cult) IS JUST OTHER CULT MEMBERS TRYING TO MIND CONTROL YOU
my friends: wow
by gay emo October 21, 2019
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The belief that Jesus is the Son of God, came to Earth to die for all, and lives today for all Christians. Christians are those who believe in God as being their Savior.
Those of us who love Jesus are called Christians and rightfully accused of being involved with Christianity.
by Khloe4 May 15, 2015
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