Christian is a girl who has only met one other female named Christian. She is fiercely intelligent and bold. Christian is an artist who takes her craft very seriously. Christian is intense in the best way possible. When she loves, it’s unconditional. Friends of Christian know that they can confide in her. She is the perfect person to give you amazing and thoughtful advise. Christian also has sense of humor like no one else. She can make anyone laugh until their belly hurts. Christians smile radiates and you cant help but feel warm when she looks at you. Christian can read people better than most. You don’t have to say a word and she know exactly what you are thinking. Christian is the best of both worlds, she knows how to be serious when it is needed but she also is the funniest most fun person out there. If you date a Christian you will find endless love and adventure. If you are friends with her, you will find the same. Get a Christian.
No one:
Not a soul:
Christian: hey I noticed you aren’t yourself today, would you like to go on a super fun adventure?

“Omg! Christian in improv today..... I was ROLLING”
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A word that has been corrupted. There are very few real christians any more. Most "christians" are either EXTREAMLY judgemental, don't really care about God at all, and just use His name for their own reasons, or go to church on sundays, and bars on saturdays. A wise person once said that Christians are the people who send the most people to hell. Non-christians see "christians" andd say, these people suck. Christians DO suck. I believe in God, I worship Him, but I don't like calling myself a Christian. That word means nothing now.
Non-Christians: Hello, could you tell me about Christ?
Fake Christian: No way, you look like a hobo. Get away from me. COPS!!

Fake Christians (on sunday): Glory to God! We love you! Praise be your name!
Said Fake Christian (On friday): Whoo! Let's go get drunk guys!!

Fake Christian (In public): I love God, he's so wonderful. I love my kids, *gives money to hobo*
Said Fake Christian (at home, with family): Women! Make me a sandwich! (Women doesn't hear, fake christian hits her)

AND FINALLY!!

REAL Christian(Sunday-Saturday): I love God. He's wonderful. *Starts praying, then gives money to hobo*

Gosh. That took forever to type ;) bbuuuuttt thats america.
by Annoyed christian December 30, 2011
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The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.
Yeah, christianity makes sense.
by OogaBooga April 24, 2007
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a christian is someone who believes that jesus christ is the son of god and that he died for EVERYBODY'S sins. a REAL christian realizes that he/she is not perfect but tries to be more like jesus. a REAL christian wouldn't try to force their beliefs on others, so whoever thinks that obviously hasn't met a true christian. also, don't think that all christians are like george bush, cause i'm a christian and i'm not exactly a big fan of his....to say the least.
Non-Christian: So, I guess you like George Bush
Christian: Not even a little.
by Jimena January 17, 2008
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no, im not going to attack christianity like the posts before me - Christianity is a religion that believes in jesus, god in the form of man to show the world true love. "true love" as in we (christians) believe he died to forgive us of our sins, because before you had to sacrifice animals or in some cases your children. most people pin 2 things the bible say against each other, but forgetting that most of the stuff like "eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth" is outdated from the old testament.

if you hate christians for "hating" gays when most of them dont, arent you just as bad as them? think about it. most people that attack christianity are stereotypical. judging all christians by the acts of extremest.
if you judge people of christianity for judging, you're just as bad.
by choochoochrain June 29, 2010
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A sweet caring pearson who will always have your back and he/she will always tell the truth and love you forever and get all the boys/girls but they won't say they like her...
Oh did you see Christian today .....
by That girl is wack February 25, 2017
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Someone who defines themself as Christian.

As an athiest, screw the stereotypes, go look up the facts. www.urbandictionary.com is not the place to answer your religious questions.
Well you COULD talk to a priest.....
by Pablo del Fuego January 15, 2005
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