He is a stupid smelly kid that goes to Jane Addams and he just sucks all around.
Christian is ___
by YupYT90 January 10, 2019
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A type of nigga that dates girls named Aliyah and krischell. Looks like a turtle and build like a stick bug. He is most likely to be ashy everywhere and ask for some lotion. You will also see the mark from his tight ass durag on his head 🤣🤣. He lives in a broken down crack house in riverside
Christian is a broke ass nigga
by Chrisbreazzy20 December 2, 2019
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He is a melon head wanker who managed to split his dad's condom and the prick was born and that is why the world has fallen to a new stage of retarded.
Christian is dumb as fuck lmfao
by Kiddie-Fiddler July 11, 2019
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He is the most ugliest person ive ever met. ANYWAYS hes super annoying and we all wish he could die!
He plays minecraft and in love with anhad AND jay.
He also has failed all his classes and does terrible in them. (even im better)
For some reason most girls had a crush on him, not anymore since hes a bitc
"hey! whats your name :D"
"Its um, christian."
"STAY AWAY!"
"why??"
"first of all your worthless,disgusting,terrible,ugly,dumb and weird!"
by Lenkaswife March 2, 2022
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Christian is very smart, has interesting taste in girls (very religious girls), he has a crush on Jamal, he is 4ft 2, his dad Sue makes him pancakes everyday in the morning, normally has a dickhead brother who thinks he is worlds best but is small. Uncontrollable bowels which means the kid shits everywhere even on buses. But he is funny (sometimes).
Damn Stop shitting like Christian
by GothicSpace March 16, 2022
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Christian is a red neck kind of man who loves to make 11 second videos about hot wheels and somehow has 3k subs. He lived his life only to realize that his real father is Peyton Manning. Trust me, you don't need Jerry Springer to prove that. I mean have you seen his landing strip of a forehead. A man who loves to say luncheon even thought its midnight.
What are you gonna do since you won the superbowl manning?

IM BRINGING MY SON CHRISTIAN TO DISNEY LAND
by BIGB0YR0Y September 7, 2018
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The hottest boy you will ever meet and the best loving boyfriend you can ever ask for he’s so sweet and generous he’s the best at football he can beat you to it he is the best player on the team. He makes everyone smile at all times serious or not he has the best smile it’s so hot that it will make you want him. He can be so lovable towards you that’s how you know he’s a keeper
Girl 1: see that boy across the room *points at Christian*
Girl 2: yeah he looks like a keeper
by Lillymariee220 November 28, 2019
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