Christian is a bad a**. She doesn't take crap from anyone, she's the type of person that people strive to be. Just one look at her and people would fall to their knees. She looks like a goddess, can control people around her with just one look. Her body is like a palace, she all around deserves to be worshipped. One look at her and she wrecks your self-esteem, beware of this girl, she's a heart breaker. She'll steal your heart with one word & never again will you be able to love another like you love her.
Bro did you see that girl over there?
Yeah man, she's gorgeous I bet her name is Christian!
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Also known as X. The name of any boyfriend who always ruins romantic moments. Originally unaffectionate - a tree. Hates hugs. Hates PDA. Worst of all, won't buy you strawberries and mangoes.
Can I have a hug?
*squirms*
Stop being such a Christian!
by thetormentedgirlfriend May 22, 2018
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Is literally a crackhead and can make you laugh anytime. He has the same shirt on 3 times a week but he is a good friend
Is that Christian over there?
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A dirty smelly jewbag who thinks he bad but he cant even rap
by Walman1234 February 01, 2017
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(for the record, I don't hate Christians, I hate Christianity and what it does to people. If you wanna hate on that, have at. It's what I believe. Go ahead, tell me, once again, that I don't have the right to believe it. Everything in this article comes from survey and research.)

People who believe in the fictional compendium otherwise known as the Bible. Many Christians push their beliefs on others, and will go so far as to insult others for their beliefs and practices.

All Christians falsely believe that they were persecuted throughout history, however, in all actuality, Christians slaughtered thousands upon thousands of 'non-believers', and when they had successfully killed off enough 'non-believers' to the point that they could be considered the ruling religion, they input fictional tales of martyrdom into popular literature.

Christians were respopnsible not only for most of the religious wars throughout history, but also the torture and murder of innocent people all the way from 'witches' to Native Americans. For centuries, Christianity justified rape, slavery, child murder, theft of civil and natural rights, persecution of minorities, and closed mindedness. Even today a good portion of these things are still upheld by Christianity.

America in a largely Christian nation, and although Barak Obama has been pinned by some as a Muslim, there is no reason to believe that America has ever had a non-Christian president. As a result, religious legislation is common in America, which is supposedly a 'secular country'.
The other day, I was called a 'hopeless sinner' by a Christian when I told them I didn't want to engage in their church Bible study.
by Valorous December 03, 2008
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The most amazing person you'll ever meet. Beautiful, both inside and out. He has an amazing sense of humor, although it is kind of twisted at some times, but he can lighten any mood in a matter of seconds. Makes everyone feel like they're insanely special. Did I mention he's insanely ADORABLE and CUTE, usually Irish. Super good at sports- one and all, but especially basketball. Superhumanly smart. Doesn't usually like anyone, so if you're lucky enogh that he falls for you... take him and NEVER let him go. Talk about imensely perfect???? Best Guy EVER to walk the Earth, along with Jesus <3
girl: hey :)
christian: hey, can i ask you something?
girl: sure
christian: i really don't like people often, but you are just amazing and I really like you.. and I was wondering.. do you li-
girl: OH MY GOD, YES! you're amazing and I like you too!

or

Girl 1: did you see that super cute kid shooting hopes?
Girl 2: yeah, he didn't miss any shots!
girl 1: damn, he's a real Christian!
by mIsSa_lOvEs_ChRiStIaNx333 June 16, 2011
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