The most perfect boy I have ever laid eyes on, and he is the sweetest and loveliest person you could ever meet. He believes all girls of every shape, size, nationality and race is beautiful, and he isn't afraid to tell them so. He also offers anyone a shoulder to cry on, and helps make them feel better just by smiling at them :)

He adores football, and is an amazing football player :) His favourite team is Manchester City.

He makes your heart melt and gives you butterflies just by sending you a text. He is amazing, and I love him no matter what. I have always loved him, through bad and good, and I always will, I'm so glad he's mine.

Someone who believes in a cosmic Jewish zombie can make you live forever by symbolically eating his flesh and telepathically telling him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a forbidden tree in a lost garden guarded by angels

A Christian is a person who believes that praying to the two thousand year old corpse of a man supposedly named 'Jesus' will solve all of the world problems.

They are mostly white conservative republicans, usually with a low education, that wish to force everyone into their cult of what can only be described as necrophilia.

The common Christian is an extremely brainwashed and mentally unstable pile of flesh and bone, they lack common logic, and cannot form a coherent thought, they should be approached with extreme caution, communication should be avoided at all costs, and physical interaction of any kind may be fatal.

Someone who can't answer the question "Why did God create Smallpox?", or, just rationalize it in some weird way in favour of their God.

-A person lacking in common sense
-Filled with denial or ignorance
-see Down Syndrome

This is my view on christians:

Someone who is mad at the entire world.
Someone who hopes Jewish people were dead.
Someone who is a total piece of shit.
Someone who doesn't care for anything.
Someone that hates you by the way you look.
The kid who bullied you at school.
The person who votes down on this.
Someone who is a mean person in general.

A hottie, sexy beast, but is never on social media. He will always give up what he has to be with the one he loves. A Capricorn usually. He's been through a lot so don't mistreat him. Usually with an amazing girlfriend. But if you can get him as a friend then that's enough.