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A perfect example of two wrongs not making a right. Only to be used in extreme cases of absolute wrongness where the word wrong will never be strong enough. Originally used by nineteenth century English gentlemen who rejected both Sir Arthur Conan Doyle's use of a doctor as a sidekick to a drug addled mad man and organised religion that did not incorporate female nudity.
You're a pedophile nazi? That's so wrong, like wanking poetry or Christian Watson.
You spelled your mom's name wrong when writing a list of your past lovers? That's so Christian Watson.
Your dad bled to death after you sliced open his ballsack during his monthly shave? You couldn't be any more wrong if you were Christian Watson.
You spelled your mom's name wrong when writing a list of your past lovers? That's so Christian Watson.
Your dad bled to death after you sliced open his ballsack during his monthly shave? You couldn't be any more wrong if you were Christian Watson.
by DontWearBeige January 30, 2011
Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011