Christiaan - Name
Someone with the name Christiaan is obviously the most charismatic fellow you shall ever meet. He can easily swoon all the ladies with his charm, and talks to females 24/7. Though usually surrounded by hoards of females, he always makes time for his group of homies, and often acts as a wingman for them when needed. He is a sweet and caring fellow, and always tries to cheer-up his friends when they are in strife.
Someone with the name Christiaan is obviously the most charismatic fellow you shall ever meet. He can easily swoon all the ladies with his charm, and talks to females 24/7. Though usually surrounded by hoards of females, he always makes time for his group of homies, and often acts as a wingman for them when needed. He is a sweet and caring fellow, and always tries to cheer-up his friends when they are in strife.
"My day was going pretty rough, but then Christiaan came over and gave me a great pep talk!"
"You can always tell when Christiaan walks into a room. All the chicks flock to him!"
"You can always tell when Christiaan walks into a room. All the chicks flock to him!"
by KoalaShark October 01, 2013
Christiaan is the hottest person you will ever meet. All the girls automatically go to him. He usually gets boners and has the hottest girlfriend ever!
by u good bro? May 16, 2019
A Christiaan is a charming, hot, glorious man with a huge cock. He makes all the girls swoon with his beautifull smile.
whenever you see a christiaan walk by, give him some candy. By doing this he will act as a wingman to get you a chick.
A Christiaan also knows how to put bro's before hoes
whenever you see a christiaan walk by, give him some candy. By doing this he will act as a wingman to get you a chick.
A Christiaan also knows how to put bro's before hoes
by Pseudonimiaan October 31, 2019
A disorder for people who swim too much. A true story, somewhere in Cape Town, South Africa where a person with the disorder suddenly produced gills at his neck and fins at his back though no organs were affected.
Possible symptoms of the disorder (Officially)
1. Has a "van" in his/her name
2. Prone to injuring her/him self whenever the person swims
3. Addicted to swimming too much, similar when a person has an orgasm.
Though not stated in the news, the worst case of the Christiaan Disorder was by an unfortunate swimmer, Christiaan van Zyl.
1. Has a "van" in his/her name
2. Prone to injuring her/him self whenever the person swims
3. Addicted to swimming too much, similar when a person has an orgasm.
Though not stated in the news, the worst case of the Christiaan Disorder was by an unfortunate swimmer, Christiaan van Zyl.
by NameTaker March 31, 2008
A kid who thinks he knows everything...He loves to play his Wii and make his clothes a mess...He once said he was not a midget but a dwarf...he is also a noob.His nick name is big head because he has an enormous head..he also fails for having to a(s) in his name...
by J33zu$ May 08, 2010
Look at your definition, no look back at mine, now back to yours, now back to mine! Sadly, yours isn't mine. But if you stopped calling yourself other things and made this your name instead, your definition could be like mine. Look down, back up,
where are you? You're on urban dictionary, reading the definition of what your name could look like!
where are you? You're on urban dictionary, reading the definition of what your name could look like!
Hans Christiaan is here. I'm a white chocolate statue of a man. Look there! Now I'm here. Where are you?
by HansChristiaan August 22, 2010