The most Awesome guy you will ever meet. Christans are hilarious, sexy, brilliant, very intelligent, and sweeter than honey. The literal meaning is 'More awesome than Neil Patrick Harris driving a Bat mobile'
by ofcourse:P42 April 23, 2010
pronunciation:\chris - 'ten\
function: noun and/or verb
etymology: fem. from the word christ. godlike
A female that is practically unicorn like. Strap on a horn and bask in her presence. She is majestic and archaic. She rules for life. Men and women will fall in a sexual spell in her company. Don't be surprised if you wake up in a corn field covered in Tiffany diamonds, neatly shaved after a moon lit night with Christan.
function: noun and/or verb
etymology: fem. from the word christ. godlike
A female that is practically unicorn like. Strap on a horn and bask in her presence. She is majestic and archaic. She rules for life. Men and women will fall in a sexual spell in her company. Don't be surprised if you wake up in a corn field covered in Tiffany diamonds, neatly shaved after a moon lit night with Christan.
Christaned (verb): to wake up after a night of what you thought was normal love making to be completely taken back as to what the fuck happened.
by truthispeak000ooo000 February 04, 2010
A fag boy that likes dick in his ear and always chases little boys around schools and try to get pussy but the is the. Behind his back yard
by Your daddy696969 April 11, 2018
A christian is usually a quiet guy whos really generous person. When you get to lnow home hell be the sweetest funniest person you know.Everyone loves christan...
by Alison delarentes October 25, 2018
by Christan Wagner March 28, 2018
Ugly pharmaceutical meth head who falls through windows. She brushes her teeth with cat shit and looks like a boy DONT FUCK WITH CHRISTAN!! STAY AWAY AT ALL COSTS
by Pussydominator2000 July 25, 2019
A beautiful caring person. Who loves everyone in the world. A person who acts silly lost of the time
by Anthony_jones July 29, 2015