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The most Awesome guy you will ever meet. Christans are hilarious, sexy, brilliant, very intelligent, and sweeter than honey. The literal meaning is 'More awesome than Neil Patrick Harris driving a Bat mobile'
Wow, that guy is amazing, is his name Christan?
by ofcourse:P42 April 23, 2010
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May 15 Word of the Day
A few weeks ago, no one had “cheugy” in their vocabulary . Now everything is saturated with the word. It’s in our heads. It’s in our homes. Everyone is asking: “Am I cheugy? Am I a basic ass bitch? Am I GUILTY of being cheugy?”

The proliferation of cheugy in the mainstream discourse can only be attributed to one source: mental terror. It’s an orchestrated psychological trap to make you question your tastes and interests in the eyes of others.

You are not a cheug. YOU’RE PERFECT!!!!

It is very suspicious that the cheugy mascot is a Minion, a literal cyclops, a deformed
yellow panopticon in overalls ... do not let the all-seeing eye to control you. Be vigilant. Resist cheugy psyops.
Becca is another victim of cheugy psyops. I saw the garbage truck take all her Ugg boots yesterday. She even removed “I LOVE The Office!” from all her dating profiles. She’s unrecognizable.
by Callmemaybe69 May 12, 2021
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pronunciation:\chris - 'ten\

function: noun and/or verb

etymology: fem. from the word christ. godlike

A female that is practically unicorn like. Strap on a horn and bask in her presence. She is majestic and archaic. She rules for life. Men and women will fall in a sexual spell in her company. Don't be surprised if you wake up in a corn field covered in Tiffany diamonds, neatly shaved after a moon lit night with Christan.
Christaned (verb): to wake up after a night of what you thought was normal love making to be completely taken back as to what the fuck happened.
by truthispeak000ooo000 February 04, 2010
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A fag boy that likes dick in his ear and always chases little boys around schools and try to get pussy but the is the. Behind his back yard
Christan: he likes dick and he's gay
by Your daddy696969 April 11, 2018
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A christian is usually a quiet guy whos really generous person. When you get to lnow home hell be the sweetest funniest person you know.Everyone loves christan...
Hey theres christan ima go amd say hi
by Alison delarentes October 25, 2018
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Similar to peng yu, this person will get you hooked. Incredible in bed, his skills will bring you to a whole new dimension. Both incredibly sexy and smart, Chris Tan is someone that you wouldn't want to miss out on.
He's just like Chris Tan! So lucky to have him!
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Christan Wagner is cancerous kid and he Gave me cancer
Chirstian is cancerous, he gave me cancer today.

Christan gave me cancer today
by Christan Wagner March 28, 2018
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