/Chris - ed/
verb
-The act of calling out of work due to being hungover or a false illness.
-Just being entirely to drunk for no apparent reason at all.
- Being to drunk to contribute or pay for your own bar tab.

To fornicate with a womens breasts on the first date.

An amazing guy who is blessed with the talent of being able to make people smile and laugh. He is always able make you feel relaxed. Chriss has an amzing ass and a gorgeuos body and is by far the most amazing guy that there ever was, is, or will be.
If you know a chriss then you are extremely lucky.

a person who is going to grow up and take over the world. A serious asshole if you mess with her, but kind at the same time. Has super vampire powers, and loves everyone. She is as awesome as hell.

the act of being away on AIM without an away message.

Cool, awesome, ideal, PHAT, or otherwise preferred.

Taking a piss that takes less than five seconds, or a very short amount of time