Verb; Eating of foods high in fats and caloric content overall within one calendar day, foreseeably contributing to one's potential obesity or exacerbating one's current obesity.
Ex. 1: Frank ate three double cheeseburgers and topped it off with a shake, yet he had only just begun to chrisman.
Ex. 2:
Bill: "Why is Kevin abstaining from our doughnut cornucopia?"
Amy: "Well you know he's been trying to nail Sheila."
Bill: "Ah yes, anti-Chrisman."
Ex. 2:
Bill: "Why is Kevin abstaining from our doughnut cornucopia?"
Amy: "Well you know he's been trying to nail Sheila."
Bill: "Ah yes, anti-Chrisman."
by A cocky little prick May 26, 2012
Meaning Someone is doing something foolish or acting socially inappropriate. Will quote random memes at the worst times.
You: Did you remember that weird guy from the bar last night?
Friend: Yeah, he kept saying stuff like "if the spoon doesn't float at the top of the beans, she ain't thick enough".
You:Yes, that guy, he told me that " If she ain't thicker than a bowl of beans, I don't want it".
Friend: He was bean a chrisman for sure
Friend: Yeah, he kept saying stuff like "if the spoon doesn't float at the top of the beans, she ain't thick enough".
You:Yes, that guy, he told me that " If she ain't thicker than a bowl of beans, I don't want it".
Friend: He was bean a chrisman for sure
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