A Belgian business Mega-Bullshiter passionate about new fake companies and narcissistic Urban Dictionary definitions.
He is one of 10 people still alive to have obtained by Google the title of "Business Mega-Bullshiter" in Canada.
He is one of 10 people still alive to have obtained by Google the title of "Business Mega-Bullshiter" in Canada.
Steph: Have you heard of Chris TDL?
Claire: Yes, I read in a fake article written by himself that he is a Business Mega-Bullshiter.
Steph: Yes! He work hard to make the Internet saturated with his cringe content.
Evan: My penis, it itches.
Claire: Yes, I read in a fake article written by himself that he is a Business Mega-Bullshiter.
Steph: Yes! He work hard to make the Internet saturated with his cringe content.
Evan: My penis, it itches.
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by PenisTDL March 03, 2021
A few weeks ago, no one had βcheugyβ in their vocabulary . Now everything is saturated with the word. Itβs in our heads. Itβs in our homes. Everyone is asking: βAm I cheugy? Am I a basic ass bitch? Am I GUILTY of being cheugy?β
The proliferation of cheugy in the mainstream discourse can only be attributed to one source: mental terror. Itβs an orchestrated psychological trap to make you question your tastes and interests in the eyes of others.
You are not a cheug. YOUβRE PERFECT!!!!
It is very suspicious that the cheugy mascot is a Minion, a literal cyclops, a deformed
yellow panopticon in overalls ... do not let the all-seeing eye to control you. Be vigilant. Resist cheugy psyops.
The proliferation of cheugy in the mainstream discourse can only be attributed to one source: mental terror. Itβs an orchestrated psychological trap to make you question your tastes and interests in the eyes of others.
You are not a cheug. YOUβRE PERFECT!!!!
It is very suspicious that the cheugy mascot is a Minion, a literal cyclops, a deformed
yellow panopticon in overalls ... do not let the all-seeing eye to control you. Be vigilant. Resist cheugy psyops.
Becca is another victim of cheugy psyops. I saw the garbage truck take all her Ugg boots yesterday. She even removed βI LOVE The Office!β from all her dating profiles. Sheβs unrecognizable.
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by Callmemaybe69 May 12, 2021
Chris TDL is a guy who seriously needs to get a job. He spends all of his time making several alternative accounts and writes fake articles about himself in an attempt to convince the world, and perhaps even himself, that he's a successful business man. In reality, he's just a pathetic fraud who tells the worst lies you've ever heard. Here are some things you need to know about Christopher Alexandre Vaginite Taylor:
He's not rich
All of his companies are complete bullshit
He makes fan accounts for himself and likes to make them talk to each other
He never worked for Apple
He was not an extra in A Quiet Place Part 2 OR John Wick 3
His Chris TDL Movie isn't real
His podcast is shit and makes no sense
He steals songs from less-known artists and pretends that they signed up for his fake record label, B.Influential Label.
His photoshoot sessions are a scam. I mean, $375 Canadian dollars for portraits??
His GIFs are cringe
He changed his Urban Dictionary username from PhoenixTDL to Phoenix150. That's not gonna work, Chris. We know it's you.
He's not rich
All of his companies are complete bullshit
He makes fan accounts for himself and likes to make them talk to each other
He never worked for Apple
He was not an extra in A Quiet Place Part 2 OR John Wick 3
His Chris TDL Movie isn't real
His podcast is shit and makes no sense
He steals songs from less-known artists and pretends that they signed up for his fake record label, B.Influential Label.
His photoshoot sessions are a scam. I mean, $375 Canadian dollars for portraits??
His GIFs are cringe
He changed his Urban Dictionary username from PhoenixTDL to Phoenix150. That's not gonna work, Chris. We know it's you.
Ted: Have you heard of Chris TDL?
Eli: Yeah, wasn't he the conman who created the fake music-stealing label, fake ugly clothing brand, and the No Worth Space website?
Ted: Yeah it's him, I wonder how he has time to deal with all the fake companies and report Urban Dictionary definitions! I also wonder what it will take to make him snap out of his own delusion. He really has no life.
Cedric: Ye, Chris TDL 'e his not ha real entrepreneur.
Eli: Yeah, wasn't he the conman who created the fake music-stealing label, fake ugly clothing brand, and the No Worth Space website?
Ted: Yeah it's him, I wonder how he has time to deal with all the fake companies and report Urban Dictionary definitions! I also wonder what it will take to make him snap out of his own delusion. He really has no life.
Cedric: Ye, Chris TDL 'e his not ha real entrepreneur.
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by PenisTDL March 03, 2021
Chris TDL is a fraud thirsty for attention and approval. His real name is Christopher Alexandre Vaginite Taylor, which makes no sense because TDL doesn't correspond to any of his names.
He is so delusional that he has his own fake documentary that's not available anywhere on the Internet. He is also madly in love with Cole Spourstoute (whose performance in Riverdale is disastrous) even though he says in his various fake biographies that he is not gay.
He claims to be an extra in A Quiet Place Part 2 and John Wick 3 even though there's no evidence of that at all. And no, a fake movie review website called letterboxd doesn't count. He also claims to have worked for Apple even though he has no software engineering background and probably doesn't know the first thing about programming.
Vaginite Taylor also attempted to create a Wikipedia page about himself, but his foolish endeavor was thwarted by the website's administrators due to concerns of cross-wiki spamming by potentially paid editors. Chris should take the money he pays people to write articles about him and use them to start an actual business, that is if he's able to manage one. His one heighty one on seventy kilos/Cole Shportosche/Carrie Vanisher interview doesn't inspire much confidence.
He is so delusional that he has his own fake documentary that's not available anywhere on the Internet. He is also madly in love with Cole Spourstoute (whose performance in Riverdale is disastrous) even though he says in his various fake biographies that he is not gay.
He claims to be an extra in A Quiet Place Part 2 and John Wick 3 even though there's no evidence of that at all. And no, a fake movie review website called letterboxd doesn't count. He also claims to have worked for Apple even though he has no software engineering background and probably doesn't know the first thing about programming.
Vaginite Taylor also attempted to create a Wikipedia page about himself, but his foolish endeavor was thwarted by the website's administrators due to concerns of cross-wiki spamming by potentially paid editors. Chris should take the money he pays people to write articles about him and use them to start an actual business, that is if he's able to manage one. His one heighty one on seventy kilos/Cole Shportosche/Carrie Vanisher interview doesn't inspire much confidence.
1: What do you think of Chris TDL?
2: Who is that?
1: Oh don't you know him? I advise you to look at his documentary.
2: Ok I Will! Where can I watch it?
1: Nowhere, because it doesn't exist.
2: Oh wow, is this guy legit then?
1: No, he's just some idiot spamming the Internet because he wants everyone to think he's hot shit. But in reality, he probably lives in a basement in Buckingham.
2: That's sad. What does he do for a living then?
1: He sits around, waiting for his bien-Γͺtre social cheques.
2: Who's his favorite celebrity?
1: Cole Shproschote
Evan: I have witnessed atrocities beyond your understanding.
2: Who is that?
1: Oh don't you know him? I advise you to look at his documentary.
2: Ok I Will! Where can I watch it?
1: Nowhere, because it doesn't exist.
2: Oh wow, is this guy legit then?
1: No, he's just some idiot spamming the Internet because he wants everyone to think he's hot shit. But in reality, he probably lives in a basement in Buckingham.
2: That's sad. What does he do for a living then?
1: He sits around, waiting for his bien-Γͺtre social cheques.
2: Who's his favorite celebrity?
1: Cole Shproschote
Evan: I have witnessed atrocities beyond your understanding.
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by PenisTDL March 03, 2021
Chris TDL is a Business Magnate, he is the founder of the multinational CH TDL Company and various other companies in several distinct fields.
Steven: Do you have any idea why Chris TDL is the victim of lying, vulgar, and bogus defamation on Urban Dictionary?
Ted: No idea, but I find it rediculates that the moderators of Urban Dictionary do nothing.
Steven: It's clear! However, I have reported these false writings at least 10 times!
Ted: No idea, but I find it rediculates that the moderators of Urban Dictionary do nothing.
Steven: It's clear! However, I have reported these false writings at least 10 times!
by Starduste May 08, 2021
Who is Chris TDL?
He's a 20-year-old guy who does a lot of things. He has founded 5 companies in just 3 years, he is a Media Owner, Industrialist, and a Former Apple Developer.
It's Chris.
He's a 20-year-old guy who does a lot of things. He has founded 5 companies in just 3 years, he is a Media Owner, Industrialist, and a Former Apple Developer.
It's Chris.
Ted: Have you heard of Chris TDL?
Eli: Yeah, wasn't he the one who created the music label, clothing brand, and the Net Worth Space website?
Ted: Yeah it's him, I wonder how he has time to deal with all this!
Eli: Yeah, wasn't he the one who created the music label, clothing brand, and the Net Worth Space website?
Ted: Yeah it's him, I wonder how he has time to deal with all this!
by Phoenix150 August 10, 2020
Business Magnate Chris TDL is one of the coolest Entrepreneur in the world. Its primary vocation is to change the world with its ideas. He is an inspiration for many people to start their own businesses and innovate. Some of its companies include: CH TDL Company, Net Worth Space, The Chris TDL Group, and Chris TDL AI Project.
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by Phoenix150 September 19, 2020
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