The man of your dreams. Generally a guy you meet in high school. Has a great personality that can lighten up the mood in any given situation. Has great hair, great personality, and a great body. He can be your best friend forever or your worst enemy, but either ways, you'll end up falling for him.
Girl 1: "That guy over there is so cute! I wish I got to know him."
Girl 2: " That's my friend Chris! He's amazing, you should get to know him!"
by All the hoes get naked <3 June 29, 2011
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A sexy beast who always comes to the rescue. He helps you recover from the typical douche-bag boyfriend. A penguin-lover by nature, he can be seen on the football field or at his hot college girlfriend's unsupervised house. Also, he has a massively huge cock, but always gets himself into trouble by betting chipotle. Beware: if this specimen begins to sing screamo put your fingers in your ears because the result could be deadly.
Chris, stop talking about penguins.

Chris, you're hurting me, go slower.

Chris, you are not the lead singer of disturbed.
by McHeffey October 27, 2008
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A slang word used to describe a man with two assholes. Most commonly used as an insult.
Woah man, i heard about that guy, apparently he has two assholes!

Haha yeah, what a Chris.
by Unknown...... November 13, 2007
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A really hot guy that has an extremely HUGE penis.

Also a term for a good looking hottie that ladies would love to have their way with.

Did you see that hot Chris? I'd like to beat his **** like it owes me money and then *** all over his face!
by Blue Eyes 4253 March 30, 2009
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From the greek word 'christof'
Meaning awesome, kick ass, totally dominating and a sex GOD!
Often used in reference to someone from school you'll always remember.
Guy- 'do you still remember Chris?'

Chick- 'Was he that awesome, kick ass, totally dominating sex GOD? Yeah I think i do, what a CHRIS'
by Chris Mulcaster April 16, 2008
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