Townsend sounds like a upper class second name where the family sit in their house in Buckinghamshire and watch the golf whilst eating slightly salted crisps from Waitrose. However Chris Townsend is beyond all and is a sussy baka who has water so old on his shelf that it was probably on the table during ‘The Last Supper’. Although Chris Townsend is an excellent entrarnpeur and created Bussin Foods and SafeSpace which he presented in rather controversial ways, resulting in being the most hated man in the room. However many girls still wanted his cock. Shame those girls wanted every other lads cock too… overall Chris is an epic man and people around him respect him greatly, especially certain women ofc.
Chris Townsend, can we be a cute minecraft couple?
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An asian with straight fire shoes and an awesome little skateboard thing (that is not a techdeck)
Damn look at his shoes, wow what a chris trank!
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Harry Style's illicit affair that he just can't seem to shake. Mentioned in the title track of his sophomore album, Fine Line, Trepidation is infamously clingy, yet closed off.
Louis: who the f*ck is Chris Trepidation

Harry: is chris a person? a place? an emotion? we'll never know
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Harry Style's illicit affair that he just can't seem to shake. Mentioned in the title track of his sophomore album, Fine Line, Trepidation is infamously clingy, yet closed off.
Louis: who the f*ck is Chris Trepidation

Harry: is chris a person? a place? an emotion? we'll never know
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First heard about in Harry Styles’ song “Fine Line”, Chris Trepidation is responsible for trying to shake this soon. Chris is a a vile human being who needs to be stopped before he shakes it soon.
Who the fuck is Chris Trepidation?”
“You don’t know who he is?”
“No?”
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some arrogant son of a bitch that harry styles is trying to spread open
who the fuck is chris trepidation and why is he shaking this soup???
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A fictional character created from a misheard lyric from the Harry Styles song, "Fine Line." The original joke was in the form of a Whisper meme from the Instagram account @girlbossharry, saying, "who the fuck is Chris Trepidation 😭😭" over a screenshot of the song on Spotify.
Harry Styles: Crisp trepidation / I'll try to shake this soon
Fan: Who the fuck is Chris Trepidation??
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