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A person who strictly eats ass.
You’re acting like Chris Torres.

If you’re gonna eat ass, mind as well change your name to Chris Torres.
by Wayfurs September 30, 2018
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v. collectively or individually finding someone/something to blame for a problem, as opposed to brainstorming which connotes finding solutions to a problem

n. the act of finding someone/something to blame for a problem

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The committee commenced blamestorming over the situation rather than seeking solutions to the problem.
by TBea April 22, 2008
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Someone that gives humanity a bad name. If you are anything like this person, the marines will not take you.

Has secret relations with his best friend that is a guy but claims he eats a lot of pussy.

Asked about eating ass on FaceBook because in reality he is a closeted Homo.
Boy 1: Hey isn't the Chris Torres over there?

Boy 2: Oh shit yeah it is, quick cover up your assholes.
by That Gay Bitch April 08, 2018
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