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n. A nickname (particularly used by women) for Chris Corner, of Sneaker Pimps and IAMX fame. Undoubtedly, he is sexually desired by many of his female (and gay male) fans. Some of them, in fact, even devise well-thought-out plans in order to hook up with him if seeing him in concert. How many of these attempts have succeeded has never been documented.
Female IAMX fan: I'm seeing IAMX tonight, and I am SO gonna hook up with Chris Porner afterwards!
Friend: If you can get past security, that is.
by pectussian July 15, 2011
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