A guy that sings annoyingly all the time, and when you expect more, you always get less from him / her.

when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk

A guy who has an infinite amount of bad jokes, taste in music and loves to spam your text inbox with crap. Definition of narcissism when in all actuality he has nothing to be proud of except being a douche. Wears youth medium shirts, tans in doors, would wear frosted tips in his hair if he could find a stylist drunk enough to do it.

A guy who jerks off when he gets a victory royale and eats a fat bitch after his hand workout. If you ask him to hang out he’s going to say no cause he’s too busy jerking off probably. Chris has a skill that nobody else has and that is to bust in under 1 minute. He’s still single and needs a lover so hit his line asap!