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The host of Dateline NBC's, To Catch A Predator; a smug bastard.

If you see this man in a house that isn't yours, then you can pretty much count on yourself going to jail.

He will not believe that you just wanted to play video games.
Chris Hansen - Would you like to explain to me what you're doing here?
Pedophile #1 - I...umm...I'm just here to play video games.

Chris Hansen - So what's going on here?
Pedophile #2 - I would just like to go home, sir.
by disc.inc. December 19, 2010
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The man that YOU will probably meet some day.
Just kidding, he's the man that I'm gonna meet someday in a 'supposedly' 13 year-old's kitchen.

He stars on Dateline NBC: To Catch a Predator, which is partners with Perverted Justice, the group that does all the chatting to pedo's and lures them to houses.
Chris Hansen is my enemy.

I'm not really a pedophile, by the way. I'll only be one when I begin to get desperate ;)

Chris Hansen has a weird but cool voice too.
by Tony Huynh April 16, 2008
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While pissing at a urinal, suddenly realizing that one needs to poop as well. Named after the host of "To Catch a Predator", it is the body's way of telling you, "Have a seat".
"Sorry i took so long in the bathroom. I went to take a piss, but after eating that Taco Bell, my body Chris Hansen'd me."
by AFisher February 11, 2009
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The most badass man in the world.
The host of NBCs To Catch A Predator.
He tells Pedos to take a seat over there.
The only man that Chuck Norris is afraid of.
The Ultimate Spy hunter, when someone yells spy he shows up punches the spy and tells them to take a seat.
Jesus can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land, but Chris Hansen goes swimming in the SUN!!!
The only man that can defeat the predator is Chris Hansen!
Chris Hansen can make your head explode just by looking at you.
by napalmninja October 26, 2009
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To take a shit on a person during intercourse for the specific purpose of humiliating them. This is comparable to the humiliation Chris Hansen imposes on suspects on "To Catch a Predator".
Steve always has to be in control, he would probably Chris Hansen a girl on the first date, just to make sure she knows who's the boss.
by RuthlessGraveyards March 28, 2009
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"did u see msnbc dateline's \to catch a predator last night?"

"ya! chris hansen totally owned meatrocket8, when he went to the seccret undercover house, not to get his lolita but to get sent to jail!"
by meatrocket8 August 08, 2009
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