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An Individual who is constantly chained to his other half, has little or no self direction without his wench and is dressed like a doll and paraded around at shit may balls.
The term 'Chris Faulkner' is closely associated to 'Under the Thumb' 'Man Bitch' 'Mangina' 'Stockholm Syndrom'
The term 'Chris Faulkner' is closely associated to 'Under the Thumb' 'Man Bitch' 'Mangina' 'Stockholm Syndrom'
"Guys I can't go out to Scholars because my Girlfriend wants to spend time with me"
"Sorry Colour, I can't go out on Ex ad the missus has already bought a dress and we have tickets"
"Sorry Colour, Chris Faulkner can't stay out on Ex because his Missus has made him fish fingers and beans so he has to go home for his tea..."
"Sorry Colour, I can't go out on Ex ad the missus has already bought a dress and we have tickets"
"Sorry Colour, Chris Faulkner can't stay out on Ex because his Missus has made him fish fingers and beans so he has to go home for his tea..."
by Slater_AL May 09, 2012
May 29 Word of the Day
Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.
As the sun sank down over the pier, the children fishing gazed in horror as the lard-ass on his flat bottom boat sent the lakeshore into Mercury retrograde.
by BatWingg May 17, 2021