Urban Dictionary: Chris Brown

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To hit a woman.

Baby, can you please be quiet before i Chris Brown you.

by BLZN.PJ February 11, 2009

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A euphemism for “kill me” now that composting oneself after one’s death has become popular.

All right, why don’t you just compost me?

by Dr Bunnygirl March 22, 2020

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A man that will be somebody's baby daddy some day

Hey, you wanna Keauhna's kid Chris Brown?" "Hell yess!

by aanonamussss August 10, 2011

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(v) To smack a bitch up for various reasons.

Did you see Lindsey? Her boyfriend totally chris browned her.

by mitchell_h February 21, 2009

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To beat and abuse someone.

He told her to shut up before he Chris Brown her.

by koox March 20, 2009

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To beat a woman up. Using various methods is allowed. Slapping, Hitting, Biting, and Punching.

I'm about to go Chris Brown on her face if she doesn't start listening to me.

by Chris Browns Hand February 21, 2009

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To repeatedly deliver a pride-obliterating bitch slap. Preferably to a woman; Even if she has done nothing wrong.

Did you see the Mike Tyson fight a few years ago? He totally went Chris Brown on that guy's ass!

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by xjack0lantrnx February 25, 2011

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