To physically beat someone so severely that they become unrecognizable. Specifically to hit, punch, maul, slap, headlock, choke, bite, and do everything possible you can think to someone with the intention of killing them. To seriously whoop someones ass until they are covered with contusions all over their body. You know you've Chris Browned your girlfriend when you cheat on her, beat her to a pulp and she comes back to you
If that bitch doesn't shut up right now, ima Chris Brown her ass!

Ill Chris Brown your ass if you read my text messages!
by christopher breezy March 9, 2009
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(v) To beat someone, esp. a woman
Man, she made you spill pop on yourself? I'd totally Chris Brown her.
by Wynterkiss April 8, 2009
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(verb) To beat, cause harm, or hospitalize.
I Chris Brown baby seals
by holepuncher06 March 24, 2009
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To physically abuse, harm, or damage the face of a female, most commonly Rhianna. Immediatly after, one must "run it" into hiding.
Girl: I ate the last slice of pizza

Guy: Bitch I will Chris Brown you!

Girl: Oh no! not my face
by Shanon Brown February 21, 2009
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To repeatedly deliver a pride-obliterating bitch slap. Preferably to a woman; Even if she has done nothing wrong.
Did you see the Mike Tyson fight a few years ago? He totally went Chris Brown on that guy's ass!

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by xjack0lantrnx February 25, 2011
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Hey, you wanna Keauhna's kid Chris Brown?" "Hell yess!
by aanonamussss August 10, 2011
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