statement that is so false it seems to of emanated from the vaginal area of an emaciated bovine, which is worse than the secretion of a bulls anus.
by the brawling bastard February 22, 2012
by Chotch Monkey July 07, 2016
by Chu March 16, 2005
A douchebag, like the typical "Jersey Shore" type of guy, orders Jager bombs, thinks he looks hot... but clearly he's not.
Clear Sunglasses - Chains - Spiked Hair - Douche.
Clear Sunglasses - Chains - Spiked Hair - Douche.
by HandGrenade6969 April 19, 2010
Someone of near douche status, but with the potential to be a nice person.(usually used with friends)
by Big Anthony February 11, 2016
by ChellyBellyBrynn June 13, 2010
a douche bag's evil twin cousin. A chotch bag is more than just a useless idiot, he or she is consistently a useless idiot, often times on purpose.
David: Damn, frickin Jim is such a douche bag!
Paul: Yeah, but i think he's been drinking d water so long we have to classify him as a chotch bag.
David: Whoah, he graduated from db school already?
Paul: no doubt, hey make it rain son!
Paul: Yeah, but i think he's been drinking d water so long we have to classify him as a chotch bag.
David: Whoah, he graduated from db school already?
Paul: no doubt, hey make it rain son!
by DPdaix June 01, 2007