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The should-have-been word given to a laugh that we say instead of do.
Real people:'laughs'
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by Sodonim July 30, 2020
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Jul 2 Word of the Day
Someone people turn to when they're sad who makes them feel better.
Dude, I was so unhappy about my girl, until I spoke to my serotonin donor who really helped me feel better
by jonfurstn1 November 27, 2009
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A comination of chuckling and snorting. Ususally designated as a description of a weird laugh.
"You are soo high!" the Albanian foreign exchange student chortled.
by Shin Akuma November 03, 2003
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Sucking dick in an aggressive manner, often times going down the throat.
"Damn dude, Stacy chortled my balls last night."
"Nice man, but watch out, she's a hoe."
by Rc__ October 31, 2017
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To laugh

NB. This word is found only in certain British boy's comics, namely the Dandy and the Beano. It is extremely rare to use it in normal speech, unless inviting laughter.
"That was so funny!", Sam chortled.
by zimman August 02, 2005
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a chortle is a gleeful chuckle or laugh you make when you REALLY enjoy something.

like CHORTLES!
CHORTLES! yay this candy is amazing.
by Abbygail March 16, 2007
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