May 29 Word of the Day
Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.
As the sun sank down over the pier, the children fishing gazed in horror as the lard-ass on his flat bottom boat sent the lakeshore into Mercury retrograde.
by BatWingg May 17, 2021
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Someone that acts and talks like they are really horny but would never engage in sexual behavior. A cross between Chastity and Horny.
Chad: “This chorny ass bitch talked about sex for hours then ran away when I whipped out my monster cock!”
by Funkymonkey1 December 27, 2018
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a combination of corny and horny. Used to describe a person that is disconnected from current dating lingo and hasn't been laid in a very long time as a result.
by Jacob Perrotta December 29, 2004
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Susan Sanders never got along with her female classmates because her chorny jokes offended their delicate sensibilities.
by Mannschaft June 04, 2012