When your partner has chopsticks in their mouth like a walrus, and you're having intercourse. They slap your butt like a walrus slapping a rock.
by Jobeeit April 05, 2019
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When one divides the walls of his or her anus and proceeds to fit as many rolls of sushi in his or her rectum as possible
I just went to the store, would you like to get chopsticked with me?
by Afroman wanna be May 10, 2021
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When two men place their penis together and one of the men operate them like a pair of chopsticks.
" Hey bro, pick up that pickled onion while CHOPSTICKING me"
by P1PE June 23, 2017
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When you're spooning but there is an obstacle between you like a pet.
My wife and I were trying to spoon but the dog wouldn't move. So we tried chopsticking instead.
by Fat_Minotaur May 30, 2021
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the chopstick religion is a religion where the people believe the chopsticks are the true gods of life
“the chopstick religion is more of a cult then a religion..”
by 😌🥢 November 19, 2019
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the best name you could ever give yourself, and the true meaning of life.

the truth to life
no one can deny this unless you're not Asian. if you're not asian or don't know what chopsticks are, I pity you very deeply. you're missing out.
what the heck?! what are those?

it's chopsticks. chopsticks taste like cardboard

woah bro you're right...

yeah bro i know
by crumbledown October 28, 2019
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