Two sticks you challenge yourself to eat food with — but you knew what they are anyway...

Using two fingers to masturbate.

The utensil used to pick up a dick to eat when one must not f*ck up their nails

A tool not dissimilar to the hammer or sextant, created by those of the orient. It is often used to transfer food from one location to another (usually the mouth) as a replacement to using one's own hands.

An instrument of death used by asian parents when their kids get anything less than an A+

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