hey mate, can you give the tv volume a couple of chooks?

shit this slappet has some chooks under the bonnet!
by peekaboo_jones September 27, 2005
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1. full of fail.
2. lame beyond all reason.
3. derogatory term for asians.
Vo: Where is the grocery store?
Sophie: Right down the street.
Vo: .... okay, where?
Sophie: On the left.
Vo: I only know how to get there from the right
Sophie: god, you are such a CHOOK!!
by Sophamassica May 17, 2008
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To grab one's "stuff," or crotchal region.
i.e. adjusting one's genitals and/or penis and/or undergarments
James, quit chooking it in front of the girls. It's really distasteful.
by Michael Pelech September 03, 2009
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A Canadian streetwear company that makes skateboarding apparel that includes shirts, hats, sweaters etc. Their logo is a diamond shaped boxing ring and their mascot is a skateboarding chef named Chook.
chookclothingco.com
by Robert Hechler June 16, 2015
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when sliced pepperoni has bits of the meat sleeve left around the edges
Dude, this sandwich is nasty, the pepperoni still has chooks
by pepperoni john April 13, 2009
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N. A single wrinkle of the ballskin, or scrotum. More common in its plural form, chookies.
Man, this chilly weathers really giving me the chookies!
by Blakito November 05, 2016
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The person who is in charge/in command.

Usually one would say this to assert themselves as a leader or

Ask this aloud to question the competency of the person in charge.
(1) Bloke 1: "I reckon we should do it this way"
Bloke 2: "Well I’m fucking this chook mate, so shut the fuck up. We're doing it my way"

(2) A bloke after waiting for food for a long time in terrible restaurant stands up angrily and yells "Who’s fucking this chook?!? Where’s my fucking food?!?"
by your mate jones April 29, 2009
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