A chubby chasing pimp who has so many hoes that he can't keep track of them, but can't be satisfied by any of them.
Person 1: Dude, that guy has so many prostitutes following him around... he must be one happy guy.

Person: 2 Yeah, he's a Choofis. He's so sexy...
by thatginganinja February 16, 2010
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A phenomenon which occurs when a male is in the process of losing his hair and an aggagerated "widow's peak" occurs.
Phil Collins had a massive choofie on cover of No Jacket Required.
by malf November 09, 2010
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Chubaca and goofy going wild in the booty hole
did you hear about the choofy boof at the bonfire?

yeah i heard they lost some underwear too.
by December 09, 2020
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