of possible italian origin, a chooch is similar to a fool or chump. used as a deragatory term to those who are not worthy of respect.

To cry while masturbating. To feel sorry for oneself, be overly sensitive, complain, or otherwise act in a self pitting way. Most commonly, but not necessarily referring to love issues.

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In sales, a prospective client that has no value. Chooches rarely have money, but will have an inordinate amount of questions no respect for your time. They are predominant in the brokerage industry, and are known for having low account balances, but think watching CNBC makes them the next Warren Buffet.

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one who tries to get away without paying or is always a few dollars short. Someone who gets off cheap.

Catcher on the Philadelphia Phillies. The man behind Roy Halladay's perfect game and the best damn catcher in baseball.

Derived from a Panamanian swear word ('choocha') he was often heard uttering while he struggled through the Dominican League.