Urban Dictionary: Chooched

Donezo. Finished. Usually in the context of being too drunk/high

"Did you see Dave passed out on the couch?" "Yeah man, he's chooched"
"Is that joint still hitting?" "Nah man, its chooched"

by Joe'sABitch July 13, 2017

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Chooched

The act of being completely screwed; completely robbed.

I just got completely chooched on that hand. I’ve never been so chooched in my life.

by Mussbuss May 16, 2019

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Chooched

Optimally high on cocaine

“Dude, did you see that last gator tail? I’m fuckin chooched!”

by Actually Louis C.K. April 30, 2020

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Taking a big drag of a grimy dirty cigarette. Also anything that can be smoked.

You Choochin?

Ahh yaaa lets get a grimy chooch goin.

Hey toss me that antler bro I want a big dirty chooch of it

Hot bids totally chooch on my pant antler

Friggen Chooch it

by definitionman15 March 07, 2011

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chooch

The term is derived from the Italian word "ciuccio" and means jackass, dummy, idiot, or moron. A chooch is a person, who against better judgement, acts inappropriately.

Every time Mike K. drinks, he acts like a chooch.

by JoeFrat October 01, 2006

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To masturbate while crying, as seen in "Mulholland Drive."

After going to a funeral and then watching porn, it was time for some chooching while listening to some emo music.

by Souttron, Papa D August 01, 2009

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Chooche

To take a long inhale of a cigarette or marijuana cigarette.

Look at breathin antler mike over there taking a big chooche from his cig-rit

by BlackHawkDown1012 October 26, 2010

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