by BootlegMario September 13, 2020
A subreddit comprised of people who commit animal cruelty and over-feed their pets, and will ban you on the spot if you even dare to suggest they are abusing their pets.
The content on the subreddit mainly features morbidly obese animals. These animals are most likely living miserable lives and they need to immediately be sent to a competent owner who can get them the help they need.
The subreddit claims to be against animal cruelty and promotes feeding your pet a reasonable amount, but that argument gets immediately thrown out the window when you either get banned for calling them out or you just look at any image on the site.
These animal abusers will brush off any criticism and say “but he’s on a diet” or “don’t tell me how to take care of my pet” and will be followed by an army of neckbeards getting you banned from the site.
The content on the subreddit mainly features morbidly obese animals. These animals are most likely living miserable lives and they need to immediately be sent to a competent owner who can get them the help they need.
The subreddit claims to be against animal cruelty and promotes feeding your pet a reasonable amount, but that argument gets immediately thrown out the window when you either get banned for calling them out or you just look at any image on the site.
These animal abusers will brush off any criticism and say “but he’s on a diet” or “don’t tell me how to take care of my pet” and will be followed by an army of neckbeards getting you banned from the site.
Redditor: Look at my cat, he’s such a heckin chonker!
Reasonable person: Dude, you need to stop feeding him so much, look at him!
Redditor: Oh, look at him trying to walk! He can’t walk properly because he’s such a chonker!
Reasonable person: I’m gonna call the fucking cops if you keep this up!
Redditor: His breathing all short good because he’s a big heckin chonker! You’re gonna get me SO MUCH karma on r/chonkers!!1!
Reasonable person: Dude, you need to stop feeding him so much, look at him!
Redditor: Oh, look at him trying to walk! He can’t walk properly because he’s such a chonker!
Reasonable person: I’m gonna call the fucking cops if you keep this up!
Redditor: His breathing all short good because he’s a big heckin chonker! You’re gonna get me SO MUCH karma on r/chonkers!!1!
by Error451 September 30, 2020
Noun used for referring chonk cats that have between 56 and 65% body fat.
Usually spelled as M E G A C H O N K E R by owners of chonky cats.
Usually spelled as M E G A C H O N K E R by owners of chonky cats.
Wow look at that cat! What a Mega Chonker!
How is your cat according to the chonk chart? He's a M E G A C H O N K E R!
How is your cat according to the chonk chart? He's a M E G A C H O N K E R!
by VoidProphet January 13, 2019
by ThePersonWhoDefinedThisWord October 16, 2019
“Did you see Eric checking out Sam’s rack?”
“Yeah, he was totally staring at them all night!”
“That guy’s such a honker-chonker.”
“Yeah, he was totally staring at them all night!”
“That guy’s such a honker-chonker.”
by honkerchonker November 25, 2018
by ne999 February 9, 2020
A cat or dog who's speciality is eating until they become a Mega Chonker they become very cute and fluffy but don't be sad when they die from obesity a week later.
by Pythonology April 19, 2020