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Abbreviation, Verb.

Abbr. choke the dong

To squeeze the head of the penis very hard, esp as a part of masturbation.
Tim was having a great time whilst Alice gave him a chong.
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to sport a boner, fly the sail at full mass, rock hard, etc.
"I had a lot of cartoon characters that used to get me sexually aroused as a kid... The female reindeer from the Rudolph claymation series, when I was in preschool, I used to be bricked up watching that shit." -Jack Harlow
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eric: hey yo what're guys going right now
hyde: we're chonging in the basement
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Chongs is a South Australian colloquialism referring to the scrotum commonly used as an expletive.
"That sucks the chongs!" is used to express that something is bad.

"You suck the chongs" is used as an insult.
by The_Cantletron August 29, 2008
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To wordchong/word is to consume rapidly. Chongs - to consume rapidly - verb.
Sir DJ Tron Esquire chongs on chode.
by croozechesthair July 15, 2003
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It's kinda like my dong, but it comes outa your forehead like a banana.
Dude your chong is showing.
by George Albert February 28, 2004
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To ejaculate semen in some form.
I would Chong in her face.
Don't make me chong in your cereral you docuhe.
Yes chong is a real word, if you think different you deserve to be chonged on!
by Kape1 April 05, 2007
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