The meaning brings in to question a persons incompetency or stupidity.

It is also a vine vegetable that can climb and can grow over any surface.
The cunt is so dumb he couldn't grow a choko vine over a shithouse.
by GS71 April 07, 2015
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A person of either Chinese or Korean descent.
"Johnny's a choko right?"
"No, he's Japanese."

"Get over here right now you damn choko!"
"I'm Pilipino asshole!"
by David the Sunflower February 25, 2014
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slang for marijuana, especially if used by someone who appears jamaican.
Hey, let me take a hit on that choko dude.
by yorda 13 November 01, 2010
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"I've not had a smoke for a week, I'm absolutely choko."

"I can tap you a bit for two if you're choko."
by Stevno September 24, 2008
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A person who gets angry when you don’t mind your words, your speech and your tongues.
My friend tomi is a dangbana choko
by xela_3 September 14, 2020
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Australian descriptive metaphor.

The person in question is of such incompetence or stupidity they indeed couldn't train a choko vine to grow up a dunny wall. Commonly used to refer to a dim workmate or acquaintance.

The choko (also known as a cheyote or chouchou, among others) being an extremely hardy vine fruit that, left to its own devices, will grow up virtually any surface.
by TrajeAUS_ January 15, 2011
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