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The act of using one's forearm to choke a lady whilst fingerbanging her at the same time.
"How was last night?"
"Great, things got a little freaky."
"Yea?"
"Yea, started with a little biting. Next thing I know I am giving her the ol' choke and poke"
"Your father would be proud son"
by McGarnigal May 08, 2009
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Aug 1 Word of the Day
the act of texting people while you are pooping
ex. (talking to a friend on fbook chat)

person 1: hey man whats going on tonight
person 2: i gotta go to the bathroom il poopt you

or

person 1: whatsup man what are you doing?
person 2: poopting you
by mr.poopter January 26, 2011
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To receive a blow job while simultaneously playing a Pokémon video game.
"Dude, last night my girlfriend tried to choke and poke me right when I was trying to catch a Charmander."
by Othguy23 October 17, 2013
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Your partner chokes you so you retaliate by pulling their pants down and stick something that you find on the floor in their butt.
Yeah last weekend I pulled a choke and poke on Jim.
by Smurf_fag9000 December 21, 2020
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