the religion which includes every man with a chode. Whenever you see one of these there is nothing you can do but bow your head and feel sorry. Chodists believe in the golden chode theory of life and go to pinguis palosus every sunday (fat and hairy in latin). AJ is the chodism god, And only allows one holiday called purple-headed-sympathy in which people feel sad for the chodists and give them presents.

The two states of being are as a human being, or a hungry ghost. Semi-regularly you need to ask yourself which you are. Sometimes it is human. Others, alas, it is hungry ghost.

The hungry ghost seeks validity outside of themselves. Someone pining for an indifferent ex is a hungry ghost. Someone who arrives alone at 6:30 on Saturday night to a pub is probably a hungry ghost. Obsessive checking of mobile phones, chat sites or networks are clear signs that one is a hungry ghost.

The best thing to do is just stay home and ride it out. Read a book. Find some good clean fun.

a man named nolans religion and when he finds the frist man with a chode he will worship for the rest of his life.

A deformity in the male reproductive system causing the penis to be extremely under average in length, and over average in girth

A disease that women catch that make their lower body twice as large as their upper body and stay under 5'2. The disease makes the victims nipples weird or deformed. It also causes them to be hipsters and deny it at all cost. Chode people or chodes as they are usually called can be spotted in skinny jeans that don't fit so when they stand up from lying on a couch their ass hangs out.