A penis that is Wider than it is tall.

A chode boner

A person who is short, fat and a dick head.

Someone who is fat and short. Usually people who have bastard children.

a man who puts deodorant on his penis and around it, to mask ballsac odor.

a short fat penis

When someone freezes their poo, aka the choder, and uses it like a dildo, usually on themselves.
Choder, or Chode: the frozen poo.
Choderer: the person doing the deed.