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A boner which instead of getting longer it becomes wider
1) Hey Becky look at that chodeboner

2) "So i was fucking this guy last night, and he so had a chodeboner!"
by Sickle Hilly Bay September 11, 2008
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Jul 13 Word of the Day
a phrase chiefly used in northern England.

it is a contracted form of "it'll be reet", where "reet" means "alright" or "OK".

living your life according to "be reet" is the only way to find happiness in life.
Geoff: "ZOMFG a just hopped off the buz n me 'ouse is burnin' down n me Deirdre's in there dyin!"
Jack: "Be reet."
by Tommmmmmmmmmmmm May 06, 2007
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A Chode Boner is something that just gets wider...

if you were to have a chode and have a boner, te sides of the penis would shoot left and right
my friend has a chode boner...its fun to look at!
by pochypizzle March 02, 2011
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