One who is as short as they are wide, also makes rude comments about others to hide the fact that no one likes them and is a social outcast to everyone besides one special neighbor.

The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."

a stain or remnants left by ejaculating chode onto fabrics eg:sheets,curtains etc

A rare form of human in which the human looks like a mix between a chode and a monkey.

Chode Monkey Describes a person who will dance and play upon command to have the reward of slurping down some guys chode

Universal term.

Somebody who come's into your home and destroys your flat surfaces in an attempt to open his imported beers.