Urban Dictionary: Chode

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A chode is a penis that is wider than it is longer

I have a chode

by Jaxíon the cancer kid March 19, 2017

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A penis that's girth exceeds its length.

Where we're going, we don't need chodes!

by Follow the yellow brick chode! January 21, 2016

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A penis that is wider then the Length

Person 1: I heard Paul had a little chode😂👌🏻
Person 2: I've seen it it's so small it was like 2 inches

by Samatha🦄 April 15, 2017

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Not a cactus, not a couch, not a bowling ball, not a sink, not a lawnmower, im a code.
I'm short but I'm thick and I make the haters sick.

(A dick that be short but be fat)

Im a chode im a chode im a chode

by Random Sewer Rat August 20, 2020

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Just Bieber is a chode.

by FreddyFuckFace October 26, 2010

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A penis wider than it is long

My boyfriend wanted a hand-job but i couldn't get a good grip because he had a chode.

by kooli December 09, 2002

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