An omniscient, all powerfull deity. If you abuse his sacred name, he will instantly appear and remove you of your manhood.
Dude, I swear that our science teacher is the Chode Monger!
by ChiBearsFan5423 May 09, 2010
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A girl who is too pussy to take a huge dick and only settles for chodes
Jenny: Is she gonna have sex with Jamal?
Martha: Nah, she's too much of a chode monger
by Jihad_Unit April 06, 2008
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One who mongers chodes.

Duh.
Spindoctor: You're such a chode mongerer!
Hoodrat: What is that?
Spindoctor: One who mongers chodes! Duh!
by getatyourmom May 01, 2011
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