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This happens when you run out of toilet paper and your shit hardens around your asshole forming a thick crust giving it the appearance of a chocolate donut. This does not apply to black people.
my friends saw my crusty anus ring making them want to eat it out like a chocolate donut.
by donutfetish October 17, 2011
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A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.
17th Century setting: Due to his treatment of the "French Pox" (syphilis) with mercury a merkin Gwendolyn used a Merkin to used to hide the side effects of hair loss and not alarm her husband.
by David W. Tuthill December 30, 2005
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after having your salad tossed, placing yer anus on your partner's lips leaving a rim print
by Anonymous May 31, 2003
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Simular to an apple stem except when the man has a foreskin. Its the collection of feces from anal sex in the foreskin. Resembling a donut around the penis head
"Bro, I pulled out of her ass to do a tummy sprinkle and a chocolate donut fell on her back" "What a weekend!"
by Mrvoodoo56 March 01, 2018
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When a guy or girl takes a shit, doesn't wipe their ass and sits on your face. Leaving the sides of your mouth all chocolatey.
After sex you come out of the room and someone says, "Hey man, did you eat a chocolate donut? You got chocolate on your mouth."
by Norman Bangs June 01, 2013
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When a guy has a donut on his dick and is doing a girl back door, then after he finishes he takes the donut off then he has the girl shit on it, then she eats it.
Oh man I had the best chocolate donut last night.
by Pagoda Megilla September 03, 2008
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When a male fucks a girl in the ass then pulls out with shit on his dick and sticks it in the puss
by Front fart September 19, 2019
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