Chocolate squall

The absolute torrential evacuation of the bowels, literally causing the water and liquid shit in the toilet to circle with gale force speeds, causing utter destruction to everything in the bathroom.

Dave unleashed a chocolate squall in the upstairs bathroom, causing our can ceiling lights to rain shit for a week.

by Mad Mick! September 7, 2016

Chocolate Motorboat

A cousin of both the motorboat and the cleveland steamer, this difficult maneuver can only be done by a true fecaphile. After releasing one's bowels onto a woman's chest the classic motorboat is performed to the delight of all involved.

After a violent shart onto Gertrudes chest Hector quickly spins around and they relish in a lovely chocolate motorboat.

by *samIam* January 4, 2008

chocolate camel

When a lass shits in her hands and smears it all over her tits. The male then places his nob between the lass' tits and gets a tit wank.

I was at Heskey's house and this fat lass gave me a proper good chocolate camel.

by lordmasterdejiksibeastheskey September 29, 2014

Chocolate Butler

The act of a woman inserting a Hershey's syrup bottle into her ass, emptying the contents of the bottle into her ass and then proceeding to fart on a man's face.

We didn't have any ice cream for dessert so i had my wife blast me with a Chocolate Butler!

by CaptShrek13 March 20, 2011

Chocolate Churn

When a person dose a handstand and begins too take a shit, the person's partner then shoves their fist into the person's rectum and begins too vigorously fist the person's asshole. Thus simulating the motion ov a butter churn.

Jace just gave me a chocolate churn. I wont be able too walk or shit for a week now.

by BigEvil13 March 7, 2015

Chocolate frog

When someone vigorously sticks two fingers up there friends anus or arse hole. Originally from pontefract

“Mate I dare you to chocolate frog Dave”

“Fuck of chocolate frogging me”

by Allleedsarewe69 May 12, 2019

gamble chocolates

A term that desribes assorted chocolates. One takes a gamble when they take a random piece (a gamble chocolate) from a box of assorted chocolates because the candy could be either delicious or disgusting. The term also serves as an alternative to "assorted chocolates".

Etymology: The term is used in comedian Jim Gaffigan's bit about Valentine's day.

I tried a piece from the box of gamble chocolates I got for Valentine's Day. I don't know why I even bother with these because every one tastes like it was filled with toothpaste.

by improviduto January 30, 2006