best friend #1: "bro why is my girlfriend being a bitch?"
best friend #2:"does she smell like fish and is bleeding from her vagina?"
best friend #1: :yeah lol"
best friend #2:" just buy her chocolate and she wont be a bitch anymore"

Is there a need to explain?
Chocolate is the meaning of life.
The End.

Hey, can I have some of that chocolate?

My chocolate is tasting gross in my mouth dudes! The water cycle must have hurt it.

do u want some chocolate ?

"Chocolate is the shit," little Timmy told his friends.

me) “Give me the hecking chocolate you butt”
my mom) “but... you just ate everything in the fridge...”