After you nut in a chick you take a shit and jam it inside her.
Hey bro, I totally chocolate creamed this chick last night.
by Charles boyle October 29, 2018
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the action of taking a shit in her mouth and making her throw up on her tits and then titty fuck her and cum all on her chest then spoon feed it to her
I gave her a chocolate cream surprise last night
by jimlustylip September 15, 2010
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A sexual act involving the following steps:
You fuck a girl in the ass (or guy, or girl with a strap-on), cum in her ass, pull your shit/cum covered dick out and have her get on her knees, salute your cock European style and say, "Thank you sir."

Based on the operetta "Der Tapfere Soldat" by Oscar Strauss.
Could you please give me The Chocolate Cream Soldier?
Of course, I am your little Chocolate Cream Soldier after all!
by Nadina10 July 29, 2010
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When a male defecates on a females face and then ejaculates on top of it!
Shannon wanted dessert, so Freddy gave her a juicy chocolate cream pie.
by WoBbLeZ n SaM <3 May 17, 2009
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A sexual act in which a male partner is having sexual intercourse within his lovers ass hole. The man then ejaculates within the ass hole fully releasing all his sperm and then pulls out. The man then puts two fingers in the recently cummed in ass hole and pulls out a glob of the recently created mixture of cum and poo. He then takes the mixture and directs it towards the woman's face and THWAPS it on her mouth/face. The poo and cum create a mixture that easily render that of chocolate cream, hence the expression, "Chocolate Cream Pie."
Oh man, last night I gave my woman some of my special homemade chocolate cream pie. She then slapped me so I forced to the ground and cock slapped her. We hugged.
by Ben Mac April 23, 2007
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