When I think of Reggie Bush, the first word that comes to mind is damn that's some fine Chocolate Thunder!
by shy ni May 13, 2009
A particularly vicious, watery poo, typically discernable by large amounts of splatter and a strong feeling of shame after you wipe your ass
That guy just jumped into a fucking woodchipper! Now he looks just like the chocolate thunder I unleashed last night!
by Reggiedownthestreet August 10, 2021
A sexual act in which one partner fists another parter's rectum, pulls out his clenched hand, and punches the fisted's parters face.
by Jaquan Cheng September 11, 2006
A Rural White Male that feels a connection to the Black Community That's not really there.
(Most have never even talk to a black person the fear won't let him)
(Most have never even talk to a black person the fear won't let him)
Chocolate Thunder (A.K.A) Caulson is walking down the street with a bebop see's a black male walking towards him and he starts to walk like a nervous white bitch.
by 220B March 27, 2009
Ashley: yo did you just see that chocolate thunder??
Myranda: WHERE????
Stephanie: man i swear chocolate thunders the best out there!
Myranda: WHERE????
Stephanie: man i swear chocolate thunders the best out there!
by Chocolover January 21, 2011
by urban mf September 18, 2015
A dominant power forward in EA's NHL series. This playa is a dark-skinned blonde-dread brotha that goes to the net HARD and finishes like no otha.
Chocolate Thunder drives to the net, receives the pass and scores!!!! Chocolate Thunder is a man playing among boys.
by Dish Master MB January 30, 2009