A sexual act which involves a man receiving an ass licking from rather large or obese women.
Todd felt immense pleasure when four fat chicks gave him a chocolate pie.
by Pillage Crew April 16, 2008
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An insult or tease usually spoken during a competitive sport/function. To "rub it in" or tantalize beyond bearability.
Chocolate Pie, tastes good! Take that you dirty rotten covenant bitch! Eat that grenade! Go ahead, Taste it you ungrateful mother fucker!!! Chocooolllaaaate Piiiiiie!!! TASTES SO GOOD!!!!!
by 1234iDeclareAthumbWar October 31, 2006
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Pooping into one's hand and smashing it into the face of an unsuspecting victim. Very similar to the Clown Pie
Where should I put this poop? Oh I know I'll smash it into Sally's face and make a Chocolate Pie
by eflu September 13, 2009
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The chocolate pie is a fun little activity wherein the man recieves oral pleasure, and performs a reach around on himself, gathering feces in his palm. He then rubs the feces on the female's face just before he ejaculates on her face, thus giving the impression of an authentic chocolate pie.
"Jackie told us about the ol' chocolate pie last night. What a blast!"
by Dude November 23, 2004
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Code word for when a man and a woman are in sexual intercourse and the male finds the wrong hole and is not aware but still continues to do his business while the female either accepts it and thinks its a kinky change or objects in ourtrage.

Useful for when in a public area to not attract attention whilst still getting the message across.
P1: Dude, you hear what happened on the weekend? Chelsea and Ben were going at it and Chelsea got chocolate pie'd.

P2: Dude thats fucked up.
by upsideinside November 03, 2009
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to take a massive shit in ones mouth then sowe his/her's lips shut.
"that guy is a dick." "yeah we should give him a chocolate pie.
by stackattack January 01, 2011
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