when you do a frontal wipe and your knuckle accidentally touches the turd in the toilet bowl.

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.

When you’re 2-3 fingers deep in your partners bootyhole and a little shit comes out and runs down your hand.