To sit on top of a girl's lap while holding her vagina open widely, then you proceed to take a large shit in it.
Caroline: Hey max what was it I asked you to do to me last night?
Max: Oh, you just asked me to chocolate fish you as much as I could.
Caroline: Oh yeah, sorry I forgot.
Max: Oh, you just asked me to chocolate fish you as much as I could.
Caroline: Oh yeah, sorry I forgot.
by MDUBS11 November 24, 2009
When you're going down on a chick with a very smelly vagina and she has explosive diarrhea all over your face.
by currybomb July 28, 2010
A Chocolate Fish Bomb is what happens when you're eating out a chick with a smelly vagina and she blows diarrhea all over your face.
Enticed by the seductive nature of her sweaty quarfs, Waldo followed his nose and heart until his face was planted firmly inbetween the prostititute's hairy manlegs, and shortly thereafter, a vicious Chocolate Fish Bomb would land him in the ICU.
by Brian Quarfkin October 17, 2009
It often times reffers to the butt-hole. Its shape and color resembles what you would expect to see in a star-fish covered in chocolate. This word originated back in 1847 by a scooba-diver. You could use this word in a work safe manner and it will not occure to anybody that you are being a total Ass Hole.
"Hey, Fredrick... Remember when you ran into my car last week? Yeah, well, after work tonight, I was thinking of maybe shoving a grown man's elbow in your chocolate Star-Fish©"
by Platinum Romeo November 15, 2006
Is a gay euphemistic innuendo to refer to an anus. Usually used in a context where one would like to rim someone. It's metaphorical to the orifice of the human rectum that looks like a star-fish and is darker in color than the rest of the skin.
So, me and David fooled around last night, it wasn't long before I ate his chocolate star-fish... Yum!
by TheZooofRekt July 03, 2014
a man with a tiny black penis puts his penis on another persons nipples, pretending it is a fish on his lunch brake.
hey Jim, Cherry and I roleplayed last night. I was the legendary chocolate nipple fish and she was a naughty school girl.
by abusivecereal45 August 13, 2010