Basically anal sex...except for those that believe they are still chaste or "virgins" yet participating in anal sex.
All the BYU mormon students are having anal sex and call it "Chocolate Funnel Cakes" so that they still feel "worthy" and can still be "virgins" on their wedding night."
by tastercakes June 27, 2011
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n. poop.
Excuse me, I have to go bake a chocolate ass cake...

Uh oh. I have some chocolate ass cakes burning in the oven.
by cj February 22, 2004
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When you're fucking a girl in the ass that has a yeast infection and you pull it out and cum in her pussy
So your girl gave you some chocolate pound cake last night !!!!!
by FuQ2Bitch April 24, 2021
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When an individual takes a dump in his or her hand and proceeds to give a guy a handjob.
Aaron dropped a steamy one into his palm and gave Josh a chocolate pound cake.
by J.J.D. June 13, 2007
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A fun sex game of a Germanic origin. You place a funnel hose into your partners anus. You simply shoot your diarrhea into the funnel which slides down the funnel, filling your partners rectum. Your partner then squats over your chest and eliminates your watery feces along with their own onto your chest.
Would you like to grab the funnel hose and join me for a German chocolate funnel cake?
by CassiusKing October 15, 2017
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